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“And I will stand here and burn in my skin…”
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Selfie from the wedding I shot this past weekend. #nofilter
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Anonymous asked: I was wondering how big is your penis? :)
Big enough.
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Pool time, son!!!
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Had lunch with the ever-awesome Sean today.
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I wore my boots to work tonight. They made me feel taller but my feet are killing me as a result. These were not meant for front-of-house people. #docmarten #thatextrainch
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Maybe just oooonnne more bracelet…
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He’s direct, but prone to narcolepsy.
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#nocomment
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A customer brought me a cigar last weekend and I’m finally getting around to smoking it. Feels good.
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If I were to write a book about my time at Carmichaels….
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Hey dude? You’re kind of making me uncomfortable with the way you’re sitting. Also? You look like a “Twilight” vampire. #cta
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I look like a fucking Easter basket today.
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Well hello, cute chubby cab driver.